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Sunday, 11 December 2011

Poster-Fail: Netherlands Poster for "Haywire"

Posted on 04:49 by Unknown

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Haywire, if you aren't aware, is Steven Soderbergh's new action extravaganza, starring such non B-listers as Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, and poor Gina Carano, photoshopped into oblivion. The American ads aren't really much better, but it's been a long time since I've seen such amateur work for a Hollywood movie.

If I didn't already know about Haywire, I would look at this poster and assume it's produced by the people who created this fictional film:

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or a sequel to Frank Wrench:

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Soundtracked by this guy:

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As if the bad photoshopping isn't enough, check out the title font in the full poster!

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